I don't serve fish. I eat fish. 18 year old British Queen residing in Essex.



Done for the night at The Meth Lab! Well first of all Adore was INCREDIBLE!!!! Wild and crazy and amazing as ever! Then before her second half Detox came in and I managed to get a pic with her (yes - DETOX!!!). Then we got to do the meet and great. I gave Adore a framed pic of the montage of her sim. She LOVED it!! She said she was also going to show it to BIANCA DEL RIO!!!!! Then she saw the ‘I Look Fucking Cool’ cover I made and said I was psychic as in the video they’ve recorded (SPOILER ALERT!!!) Alaska DIES and it looks a lot like how she is in the pic!!!! But Adore was sooo incredibly sweet and caring! I also made her laugh when she said ‘I’m gonna get drunk with Detox’ and I replied ‘I don’t doubt that for a second. You’re probably gonna have to Detox’ and she burst out laughing! I MADE ADORE LAUGH!!! An absolutely incredible night!!! Can’t wait for Alaska on the 1st Oct! I also met a fan of the blog in the queue for the M&G (if you see this drop us a message and I’ll give you a shout out you little cutie!!) But that’s all for tonight DragSimmers! Good night and I’ll see you all tommorow with another download!! ^_^ xxx


Currently at The Meth Lab, London, waiting to see Adore Delano!

Thinking of any questions I want to ask Adore when I meet her later on. So far I have:
-Which challenge/mini challenge on Drag Race was your least favourite?
-What advice would you give to a very new queen who wanted to be on Drag Race?
-How’s your knee? (Watch the latest Courtney Chronicals to understand why I’m asking this)

Trying to keep it as minimal as possible as I don’t know how long we’ll get with her and also how talkative she’ll be :’) (this will probably be about 1am I’ll be meeting her so…)






Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”



what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster


Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.