I don't serve fish. I eat fish.

 

Got my own driver 😂 #outing #bestfriend #shemacarbitch

Got my own driver 😂 #outing #bestfriend #shemacarbitch

jadealexzandra:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

what the actual fuck

smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
  • someone getting happy because I messaged them first
  • someone thinking about me, in general
  • someone wondering how I am
  • someone finding me attractive
  • someone doing something to try and impress me
  • someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
  • someone wanting to get to know me

I honestly have a theory that Gaga and Madonna swapped numbers some time ages ago and keep texting each other what the others going to do just so the other can do something that briefly resembles it just so that they can fuck with everyone. They both seem like they would be down to fuck with the media so just play up to everything and laugh hysterically on the inside.

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

undeadthug:

Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)

this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual 

(Source: fseventh)

volcanicpomegranate:

rastafarifit:

optimus—primette:

allycakesxo:

stormylittleworldshaker:

If I ever go a week without reblogging this please check on me

I found this funnier than I should have

I giggled so hard

Omg I couldn’t imagine coming home to this

Even dump trucks have bad days

(Source: micool-jones)